The fragmented reality of millennial identity life is well represented in the latest pride flag by Microsoft. If you suffer from epileptic seizures I recommend you DON’T SCROLL DOWN.
This is the most inclusive flag of all-time. Which means it’s the flag equivalent to puking up a bag of Halloween candy. They have included gender and sexual minorities that you did not know existed and that I’m certain did not exist a few years ago.
Warning: Super Woke Pride Flag Below
If you a re confused by this you are a racist homophobe anti-EVERYTHING person. congrats. Perhaps their explanation will help.
This flag combines 40 different flags from LGBTQIA+ communities around the world, including: Abrosexual, Aceflux, Agender, Ambiamorous, Androgynous, Aroace, Aroflux, Aromantic, Asexual, Bigender, Bisexual, Demifluid, Demigender, Demigirl, Demiromantic, Demisexual, Gay/MLM/Vinician, Genderfluid, Genderflux, Genderqueer, Gender questioning, Graysexual, Intersex, Lesbian, Maverique, Neutrois, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pangender, Pansexual, Polyamorous, Polysexual, Transgender, Trigender, Two Spirit, Progress Pride, Queer, Unlabeled.
Get it now?
If your grandpa is still alive show it to him and let us know his thoughts. Even better if he’s a WW2 or Vietnam vet – so they know what they fought for – THE NEW PRIDE FLAG!